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Election Season Training Camp: Promises FC vs Delivery United
Pre-Season Friendly. Promises FC and Delivery United line up for another exhibition match. The scoreboard reads STILL 0-0. The crowd has signs. The referee is not sure which side to call.
High Performance Campus (Loading...)
Train where you are. Picture where you going. The Caribbean High Performance Campus loads on the billboard while the actual training happens in the back lot - water bottles for cones, one tire for resistance, and a coach with a megaphone.
Entire Nation Briefly Pauses Oil Boom to Argue About One LBW Decision
Guyana's rapid economic transformation came to a complete standstill yesterday afternoon after one questionable LBW decision in a village cricket match triggered what officials are now calling a full-scale national debate.
Welcome to Guyana: The World Discovered Us
Tourists, investors, oil workers, and opportunists line up at Georgetown immigration as a tanker registers under the Guyana flag. The immigration officer holds on for dear life while a new sign goes up: Please confirm you actually from here.
The Ministry of Good News
As the minister unveils rising arrows for roads, hospitals, jobs, and investment, ordinary citizens watch their own pockets sink — and the News Flash promises a new task force to study the problem.
Cousin Leroy Explains Jamaica to His Coworkers at the Annual Performance Review
Cousin Leroy, a management consultant in the Bronx who has not visited Jamaica since 2019, is asked at his annual performance review whether he has any 'cultural perspective' to share about recent Caribbean news. Everyone regrets this.
Jamaica's Real Early Warning System Is Your Cousin's WhatsApp Group at 3 A.M.
A sardonic look at where Jamaicans actually go for weather updates, disaster alerts, and news that matters. Spoiler: it's not the Met Service.
The Rumour Mill — Sunday, April 12, 2026
De Rumour Mill is grinding this Easter Sunday — whispers about the Wales contract, the pilot rescue, a certain ministry, and who was seen where on the seawall with who.
Back-a-Truck — April 11, 2026
This week's Back-a-Truck: things overheard at Stabroek Market, on East Bank, at the seawall, and from somebody cousin who know somebody who work near a building.
Bounty Board — April 11, 2026
This week's Bounty Board: fictional wanted notices for Guyana's most persistent national irritants — potholes, missing files, the Kitty roundabout, and the driver's licence scam.
Bam-Bam Sally and de Rumour Mill — April 8, 2026
Bam-Bam Sally with de Wednesday Rumour Mill — entirely fictional gossip about nobody in particular doing nothing specific somewhere unspecified. As always.
The Rumour Mill — April 8, 2026
Bam-Bam Sally's Wednesday Rumour Mill: what people are whispering about in Stabroek Market, at the seawall, and in the WhatsApp groups that nobody admits to being in.
Rumour Mill – Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Unverified, unconfirmed, and entirely too entertaining to ignore. The Rumour Mill grinds Wednesday.
Back-A-Truck — March 19, 2026
Guyana's most fictional classifieds. Items for sale, wanted, and otherwise negotiable.
Bam-Bam Sally's Corner — March 19, 2026
Bam-Bam Sally has opinions on this week's events. She always does. All names fictional.
Bounty Board — March 19, 2026
Georgetown's most fictional wanted board. Rewards offered. Results not guaranteed.
Caribbean Daily Brief — Wednesday, March 19, 2026
Gas prices up in Jamaica, Trinidad extends its State of Emergency, Barbados delivers a budget and dusts off the flyover plans, and the whole region watches oil hit $100.
DJ Roadblock's Friday Wind-Down — March 19, 2026
DJ Roadblock recaps the week from the booth. Oil at $100, the Mohameds lose again, and de roads still not fix.
Patriots Portfolio — Week of March 19, 2026
Your weekly satirical investment guide to the Guyanese national situation. Buy, Sell, or Hold.
☕ The Daily Brief – Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Opposition Leader arrested for being 35 minutes late to court. An NCN cameraman brought a gun to the same court. Hakeem Olajuwon wants to …
🇬🇾 Uncle Ramesh Responds – Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle from Queens and sets the record straight on Energy Conference, telemedicine, airports, health campaign, and …
Monday's Guyana Brief: Azruddin Shows Up Late to His Own Extradition, the Haags Bosch Office Hits $19.6 Billion, and Single Mothers Get Eviction Notices
Good morning, Guyana! ☕ Welcome to Monday, where the Opposition Leader can’t show up on time to his own extradition hearing, the …
Sunday's Guyana Brief: Stabroek News Dies, Nobody Gets Their Money, and Kingston Wharf Belongs to Oil People Now
Good morning, Guyana! ☕ Welcome to Sunday, where we pour one out for Stabroek News, the government pretends to be sad about it, and the …
☕ The Daily Brief – Friday, February 13, 2026
Stabroek News announces closure after 39 years. Georgetown swamped by 4-inch rainfall. Mohamed’s cambio evidence mounts. Mottley wins …
🗣️ Bam-Bam Sally's Rumor Mill: Super Bowl Flag, Pump Station Drama, and Who Blacklisted Who
Bam-Bam Sally heard that somebody in the diaspora paid Bad Bunny to wave the Guyana flag, a certain pump station contractor is hiding from …
💅 Bam-Bam Sally's Rumor Mill — Saturday, February 7, 2026
Bam-Bam Sally back with de freshest fictional gossip! Carnival costumes, stadium VIP passes, mining camp drama, and who wedding get postpone …
🚛 Back-a-Truck — Saturday, February 7, 2026
De people’s marketplace! Fictional buy, sell, trade, and barter from all corners of Guyana. Back-a-truck and come see wha we got!
DJ Roadblock's Friday Traffic Report: More Road, More Traffic, More Vex
DJ Roadblock brings you the Friday traffic chaos report — Dem Boys nailed it: more road just means more traffic. Plus the Eccles roundabout …
Friday's Guyana Brief - Venezuela Still Scary, MP Falls in Parliament, 53,000 Weed Plants Burned, and the Budget Debate Rolls On Like a Runaway Canter
President Ali tells the army ‘don’t blink’ on Venezuela, an MP fractures her ankle falling in Parliament, police burn …
Thursday's Guyana Brief — Four Dead on Vessel, Mohameds Lose Court Fight, Opposition Leader Gets No Car or Security, and $2 Billion to Fix Stabroek Market
Tragedy strikes at Water Street wharf as four crew members die from gas fumes. Chief Justice rules against Mohameds in extradition challenge. Government says Opposition Leader won't get personal security or vehicle. Plus: $2B for Stabroek and Bourda markets, gold at $5,000/ounce, and Speaker Nadir's war on press continues.
Tuesday's Guyana Brief — Budget Debate Opens With Animal Noises, Speaker Locks Out Press, and President Flies to Belize to Tell Them How Great Guyana Is
The 2026 budget debate opened with heckling and bizarre animal noises, Speaker Nadir brought back COVID rules to limit journalists to five, …
☕ The Guyana Daily Brief – Saturday, January 31, 2026
Budget 2026 aftermath, Guyana-UK climate deals, ExxonMobil eyes Venezuela border waters, Bangladesh opening embassy in GT, fatal Demerara River Bridge crash, and more from all four papers!
🇬🇾 Uncle Ramesh Responds – Saturday, January 31, 2026
Uncle Ramesh breaks down Budget 2026, the UK climate partnership, ExxonMobil's production records, and reminds you WHY the PPP is the best thing since cook-up rice.
📢 Bam-Bam Sally's Rumor Mill – Saturday, January 31, 2026
If yuh ain't hear it from me, it ain't worth hearing! Bam-Bam Sally got de HOT tea to close out January 2026!
🚛 Back-a-Truck – Saturday, January 31, 2026
De people's marketplace! Fictional buy, sell, trade, and barter from all corners of Guyana. Back-a-truck and come see wha we got!
De Daily Brief – Wednesday, January 29, 2026
Your daily dose of Guyanese news, served with a side of pepper sauce 🌶️ 💰 GRA Officers Getting Lock Up Over Azruddin Mohamed’s Fancy …
The Guyana Daily Brief - Tuesday, January 27, 2026
Budget 2026 aftermath: $1.588 trillion in promises, 15,000 house lots, a school for autistic children, and the opposition still can’t …
🔥 Bam-Bam Sally's Rumor Mill: January 24, 2026
De hottest fictional gossip from de streets! All names fake, all scenarios made up, all entertainment guaranteed!
The Daily Brief: Saturday, January 24, 2026
Opposition Leader drama continues, Budget 2026 incoming, Barama drops $1 billion, and INTERPOL busts gold smuggling ring
Patriots Portfolio: This Week's Investment Opportunities for True Guyanese
Your weekly satirical investment advice from the most patriotic portfolio manager in Guyana.
Bam-Bam Sally's Rumor Mill: The Opposition Leader Tea Is SCALDING This Week
The completely fictional whispers making rounds in Georgetown this week. All names changed, all situations imagined, all entertainment …
Progress Report: Government Promises vs Reality Check - January 2026
Tracking what the government promised vs what’s actually happening. This week: Solar farms on track, garbage collection off track, and …
The Rumor Mill: What Georgetown Whispering This Week
The completely fictional whispers making rounds in Georgetown this week. All names changed, all situations imagined, all entertainment …
Tuesday Brief: Opposition Leader Coming Monday, Police Academy Scandal, and Georgetown Is STILL a Dumpster Fire
Opposition Leader election finally set for Monday, Police Academy sexual exploitation scandal rocks the force, and Georgetown garbage crisis …
Uncle Ramesh Responds: 'Finally Somebody Standing Up for Democracy!'
Uncle Ramesh celebrates the Opposition Leader election announcement, defends Georgetown’s garbage situation, and explains why solar …
Uncle Ramesh Responds: Progress Despite the Noise
Uncle Ramesh from Queens explains why the Opposition Leader delay is actually democracy at work, the Police Academy scandal is opposition …
Wednesday Brief: Opposition Leader Monday Showdown, Solar Power for Linden, and Georgetown's Garbage Emergency
Speaker Nadir finally schedules Opposition Leader vote for Monday while calling candidate an ‘international fugitive.’ Plus: …
Tuesday Brief: Cash Grants Are So Last Year, Georgetown Is a Dumpster Fire, and Teachers Want Answers
Your 5-minute Guyanese news circus — now with 100% less cash grants ☕🇬🇾 💸 CASH GRANTS: “NOT SUSTAINABLE” — PRESIDENT What …
Uncle Ramesh Responds: Sustainable Governance, Not Reckless Giveaways
From Queens, New York — Where we understand fiscal responsibility 🇬🇾🗽 Greetings from the Diaspora! Ah, another day, another set of headlines …
🎯 Uncle Ramesh's Bounty Board - January 2026
Uncle Ramesh offering rewards fuh solving de nation's greatest mysteries. Terms and Whose Friend Yuh Is may apply.
📢 Bam-Bam Sally's This Week in Rumors
If yuh ain't hear it from me, it ain't worth hearing! Bam-Bam Sally got de HOT tea dis week!
📸 Back-a-Truck: This Week's Wildest Sightings
You can't make dis up! The most absurd, hilarious, and head-scratching sightings from around Guyana this week.
Sunday's Guyana Brief - Hotels Multiply, Health Goes Digital, and Cricket Women Keep Winning
Another US$18M hotel opens, your medical records go online, President Ali says cash grants aren’t sustainable (after promising one), …
🎯 Uncle Ramesh's Bounty Board - January 2026
Uncle Ramesh offering rewards fuh solving de nation's greatest mysteries. Terms and Whose Friend Yuh Is may apply.
🏆 Patriots Portfolio - Dr. Goldenheart Perseverance
Uncle Ramesh’s Weekly Celebration of Guyanese Excellence 🌟 This Week’s Patriot: Dr. Goldenheart Perseverance The Healer Who …
Saturday's Guyana Brief: Toy Guns Guarding Your Groceries, Solar Power Rising, and Guyana Women Battle Jamaica Tonight!
Security guards caught with toy guns at supermarkets, US$8.14M solar farm lights up Charity, GBTI launches private banking for the rich, and …
📸 Back-a-Truck: Wha We Spot Dis Week
Absurd tings spotted around Guyana dis week. You can't make dis up!
Friday's Guyana Brief - Oil Wells Racing to Empty, Speaker Races to India
Good morning, Guyana! ☕ Welcome to Friday, where our oil fields are being liquidated faster than a closing-down sale, our Speaker fled to …
Daily Laugh: De Report-A-Hole Disaster
Government launches pothole app. Uncle Ramesh becomes their #1 user. Chaos ensues. Yellow paint involved.
😊 [PRO-GOV] Uncle Ramesh: When De Government Does De Math Right (For Once)
Uncle Ramesh does the math on the census data and discovers the government was actually planning ahead. Who knew? Plus, finally some people …
Tuesday's Guyana Brief: Apps, Laws, and Courtroom Drama
Attorney General scolds magistrates for ignoring laws, government promises 87 new apps, and President Ali discovers swamps can become …
😊 [PRO-GOV] Uncle Ramesh: When De Numbers Tell De REAL Story
Uncle Ramesh explains why 25% crime reduction is actually amazing, and why spending $123M on safety makes sense. Progress is progress!
Tuesday's Guyana Brief - Census Drops After 4 Years, Democracy Still Missing
Good morning, Guyana! ☕ Welcome to Tuesday, where census data finally arrives (only 4 years late!) and Parliament continues its …
Monday's Guyana Brief: The Week Starts With a Yelling
Good morning, Guyana! ☕ Welcome to Monday, where last week’s problems are this week’s problems with a fresh coat of optimistic …
Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Writes a Whole Article and STILL Misses The Point!
CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE Sunday, January 11, 2026 [Uncle Ramesh on his verandah, Sunday paper in hand, reading The Brief’s Sunday …
Sunday's Guyana Brief: The Mohameds Strike Back
🇬🇾 THE GUYANA BRIEF 🇬🇾 Your 5-Minute Sunday News Circus Sunday, January 12, 2026 Sponsored by: Lawyers Who …
Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Discovers Math But Still Can't Add!
CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE Saturday, January 10, 2026 [Uncle Ramesh reading Saturday’s Brief, calculator in hand, shaking his head at …
Saturday's Guyana Brief: Weekend News Circus
E GUYANA BRIEF 1> Your 5-Minute Weekend News Circus Saturday, January 10, 2026 Sponsored by: Contractors Who Can't See 69,000-Volt Lines
Uncle Ramesh: So NOW The Brief Worries About Deportations? Where Was You Before?
CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE Friday, January 9, 2026 [Uncle Ramesh sipping his Friday coffee, reading The Brief’s “Storage …
Friday's Guyana Brief: Storage Unit Edition
E GUYANA BRIEF 1> Your 5-Minute Guyana News Digest Friday, January 9, 2026 Sponsored by: Bridge Repair Funds (Just Kidding, Those Don't …
Uncle Ramesh: This Youngin' Thinks Trump's a Hero? PLEASE!
CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE Thursday, January 8, 2026 [Uncle Ramesh reading THE GUYANA BRIEF on his iPad, coffee in hand, shaking his head …